21 Funny Wine Quotes

Over the last few centuries people have pondered about wine. Politicians, writers, poets, philosophers, artists and wine enthusiasts, they all use wine quotes and sayings to share the true meaning of wine. I carefully picked 21 funny wine quotes & wine expressions from my own collection. The wine quotes are listed below from 21 to 1, number 1 being the funniest. Why 21 you ask? Hmm… Wine not ; )

Countdown of the top 21 funniest wine quotes!

21 • “A glass of wine is good for your health… The leftover in the bottle is good for your morale.” – Anonymous

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20 • “When a man drinks wine at dinner, he begins to be better pleased with himself.”Plato, philosopher and mathematician (Classical Greece)

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19 • “About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.”Anonymous

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18 • “Wine flies when you’re having fun!” – Anonymous

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17 • “More wine – Less whine” – Anonymous

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16 • “Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine.” – Anonymous

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15 • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”W. C. Fields

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14 • “Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.” – Anonymous

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13 • “I’ve never owned a vineyard, but I’m pretty sure I’ve drank an entire one by now.” – Anonymous

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12 • “I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.”Anonymous

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11 • “Who is this –moderation– people are telling me to drink with?!” – Anonymous

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10 • “There comes a time in the day when no matter what the question is, the answer is always wine.”Anonymous

9 • “Gluten free, dairy free, fat free – I love this Champagne diet!” – Anonymous

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8 • “I will drink milk when cows eat grape.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (French painter)

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7 • “I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get!” – Anonymous

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6 • “WARNING! The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing.”Anonymous

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5 • “This may be the wine talking but I love wine!” – Anonymous

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4 • “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain

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3 • “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.” – Anonymous

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2 • “Seven days without wine makes one weak!” – Anonymous

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1 • “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.” – Anonymous

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