Over the last few centuries people have pondered about wine. Politicians, writers, poets, philosophers, artists and wine enthusiasts, they all use wine quotes and sayings to share the true meaning of wine. I carefully picked 20 funny wine quotes & wine expressions from my own collection. The wine quotes are listed below from 20 to 1, number 1 being the funniest. Why 20 you ask? Hmm… Wine not ; )
Countdown of the top 20 funniest wine quotes!
20 • “A glass of wine is good for your health… The leftover in the bottle is good for your morale.” – Anonymous
19 • “About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottle of wine instead.” – Anonymous
18 • “Wine flies when you’re having fun!” – Anonymous
17 • “More wine – Less whine” – Anonymous
16 • “Reality is just an illusion that occurs due to lack of wine.” – Anonymous
15 • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W. C. Fields
14 • “Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.” – Anonymous
13 • “I’ve never owned a vineyard, but I’m pretty sure I’ve drank an entire one by now.” – Anonymous
12 • “I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.” – Anonymous
11 • “Who is this –moderation– people are telling me to drink with?!” – Anonymous
10 • “There comes a time in the day when no matter what the question is, the answer is always wine.” – Anonymous
9 • “Gluten free, dairy free, fat free – I love this Champagne diet!” – Anonymous
8 • “I will drink milk when cows eat grape.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (French painter)
7 • “I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get!” – Anonymous
6 • “WARNING! The consumption of wine might cause you to think you can sing.” – Anonymous
5 • “This may be the wine talking but I love wine!” – Anonymous
4 • “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain
3 • “If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.” – Anonymous
2 • “Seven days without wine makes one weak!” – Anonymous
1 • “I tried cooking with wine. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.” – Anonymous
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